Fucking tumblr and your pony porn.  I did not need to see those things happening to Applejack.

pyramidmirrors:

wow this man is a master tactician

The skiddledoo form of martial arts. 

alegbra:

princeofsugoi:

alegbra:

my cat has been staring at this gopher for like 10 minutes I think he’s waiting to kill him until he finishes digging how polite

he’s letting him dig his own grave

…oh

Cats are amazingly evil.

thepresidentsshoelaces:

obamasdaughter:

eiffelstower:

pizza:

hey i like your shoelaces

thanks i stole them from the president 

wtf where are my dads shoelaces

I’m here

A normal day at the white house.

ndrssvn:

Spawn of Ungoliant

The mother inlaw

colonelmustangsnipples:

goldenclitoris:

poopflow:

roughrimjob:

meladoodle:

she got a pussy like the grand canyon

dry and sandy

possibly filled with dead bodies 

Includes approximately 70 species of mammals, 250 species of birds, 25 types of reptiles and five species of amphibians

a popular tourist site

Donkey rides available.

Oh you poor babies!  Addicted to crack,  Smallest violin Dee,and Dennis, playing just for you. 

giorgioeffect:

Epic.

I’ll put my money on Marvel.  The Justice league has nothing on the Avengers.

Apparently, sliding into a hot tub with a bunch of senior citizens, then looking around at them and casually saying “Sup my old people homies?” is frowned upon at the local rec center. 

morgenst3rn:

casteilnovak:

polkadottedlily:

undercover-mockingbird:

LOOK HOW SAD HE IS.

THAT FACE IS NOT OK OH MY GOD

It’s dicks like him that made Sherlock the man he is today, and NOT in a good way.

It’s dicks like him that make me murderous over fictional shows

That asshole.