Fucking tumblr and your pony porn. I did not need to see those things happening to Applejack.
she got a pussy like the grand canyon
dry and sandy
possibly filled with dead bodies
Includes approximately 70 species of mammals, 250 species of birds, 25 types of reptiles and five species of amphibians
a popular tourist site
Donkey rides available.
Apparently, sliding into a hot tub with a bunch of senior citizens, then looking around at them and casually saying “Sup my old people homies?” is frowned upon at the local rec center.
teach me how to snuggie
Teach me how to give up on life. Easy, buy a snuggie.
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
Tumblr: The Movie. Coming to theaters summer 2014
In IMAX 3D.
Got my Aquabats supershow DVD today, and it’s totally the most rad thing in the world! Also came with a T-shirt
Oh hey Kat, cool skirt you made there
Wait, what’s that pattern on it?
#JUST WHIP YOUR SKIRT OFF AND THROW IT AT THE DEMONS #HOW EMBARASSING FOR THEM #THEY WILL TRAPPED IN A FUCKING SKIRT WHILE YOU CAN STAND THERE AND LAUGH AT THEM IN YOUR PANTIES#FUCK YOU DEMONS YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK
omg i cant
Why has no hunter thought of this before?
Eurovision is the only time where Europe doesn’t feel like we are in Narnia
FOR ONCE A YEAR WE ARE OUT OF THE CLOSET
No wait that came out wrong..
no it came out perfectly
A lot of people came out tonight
Europe is sounding fabulous right now.
So I got home from a funeral today, and found that my dog got into the bathroom and chewed open the bag of maxi pads my mother keeps in there, and spread them all over the floor. Well I guess that floor won’t be leaking.
Did you know that vollyball was invented as a safer form of basketball in the 1890’s?
Jalapeno sandwich, because why not.
what do people do if they’re not obsessed with anything
Trying to find something to obsess over.
I see your Odin and Howard Stark…
And raise you one Brian Banner.
^^^ Oh snap, that’s hard to beat.
Let’s just throw Harold Barton into the list here.
Jesus, the Avengers should just be called the ‘My Dad’s a douchebag’ club.
At least they had dads.
Omg batman YOU DONT EVEN GO HERE
YOU DON’T EVEN GO HERE
Go back to the dead parents club, Bruce.
- School: We don't allow bullying if you bully we will fuck you up
- Student: I got bullied.
- School: The fuck do you want us to do about it?
- School: Just ignore them, if they start beating your head in use your "words". We're too lazy to do anything else kid.